Monday, January 17, 2011

The Tasty Horror of It All

The rumor is that Twinkies will last forever. They will survive atomic war and the Ice Age. Twinkies now have this new peculiar jingle: “That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die”. Kinda snappy and if you eat enough of them, you won’t need embalming fluid to preserve you when you die.

Twinkie Henge

Also, whoever gets eaten by Cthulhu will be filled with a yummy creamy center. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Twinkie Hostess wgah'nagl fhtagn!

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