Vampire Hunting Kits Debunked - Props, Fantasies, Hoaxes, and Fakes

Vampire hunting kits get staked and it’s about time.

I’m sick and tired of these absurd “vampyre hunting killing kits” that have now become so prevalent and going for a fortune to the credulous.  They are fake, fake, fake and if you buy one believing they are real, you are a in good company because recently a British museum purchased one for a lot of money.  For fun Google that.  The museum has now backtrack and say they knew what they were doing.  In light of the explanation, I am reminded of the kid who tried a stupid trick on his bicycle and crashed:  his explanation was, “I meant to do that”.  Yeah.

I have been a follower of the excellent prop making site Propnomicon and a consistent commenter on some of the enjoyable works that Propnomicon showcases on his blog every day.  His efforts to tear away the mask of prop making and share helpful how-tos and tutorials is a real help to prop makers everywhere.  Over the years he featured a number of “vampire hunting kits” some of which have a fair amount of work in them and others are examples to avoid.  I heartily suggest if you like props, the works of H. P. Lovecraft and the Cthulhu Mythos, you really need to visit Propnomicon’s web site.  

After a few years of seeing these kits showing up on Propnomicon (and in many, many other places too, such as eBay and auction catalogs), I finally decided to quit grousing about the generally miserable assemblages and do a post on my own about the subject.  Interestingly enough, I found that others had already beat me to the punch several years before and had done so quite well.  My hat is off to these conscientious researchers.  So rather than rehash a lot of text, see the below links to get the truth about when, why, where and what vampire hunting kits are truly. 

Most interestingly is the last link, but save it for last, as the first links really set things up quite nicely.  You need only Google CoastConFan to find my comments on vampire kits, mostly on Propnomicon, so I won’t bore you with a rehash.  But frankly, you really only need to follow the below links to get at the truth quickly and easily.

So my research began in earnest and I hit gold in researching the who-what-where-whens and whys on these kits when I ran across a blog called  Diary of an Amateur Varmpirologist and he had a excellent entry about vampire hunting kits.  Click the link:

http://thevampirologist.blogspot.com/2011/10/dismantling-vampire-kits.html

His blog entry gave me a good overview and leads to these three important blog entries, which appear to lead the source of vampire hunting kits:

Three Spooky Land posts, which are well worth reading on the subject of vampire kits.

http://doaav.blogspot.com/2010/07/scoop-on-vampire-hunting-kits.html

http://doaav.blogspot.com/2010/07/blomberg-effect.html

http://doaav.blogspot.com/2010/08/vampire-killing-kit-update.html

Finally the core of the mystery is revealed by a reposting of the explanation of the original prop and mythmaker himself on lesvampires.org with the pay dirt blog entry.  The mystery is revealed when you click on the below link.   

 http://www.lesvampires.org/dewinter.htm

The Professor Blomberg Vampire Killing Kit
THE TRUE ORIGIN OF THE MYTH
Author - Michael de Winter

Originally posted to SurvivalArts.com April 2005

So the truth is out and it has been out there since 2005 on the web, just not exactly in the place I would have expected.  So to get to the punch line:  All-these-kits-are-fake.  Can I make it any plainer?   None of these are real and none of these are really very old and few of them are worth much more than the combined value of the components.  If sold as modern prop assemblages of a fantasy vampire kit, then there is no foul.  But if sold as “real” then watch out.

By the way, as long as we are detoxing clichés, the whole silver bullet kills lycanthrope trope proves to be a 1930s creation of the book and movie industry, but that’s another irritating story.  See my blog entry The Werewolf Paradigm – Fun vs. Rationality, March 27, 2011

http://coastconfan.blogspot.com/2011_03_01_archive.html
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UPDATE 22 Jun 2014:  in the comments section, Graham1973 gives an excellent link to a discussion about silver in reference to lycanthrophy in folklore.  Clearly there are indeed pre 1930 references to killing werewolves with silver.  The upshot of the article is that silver as an evil magic dissipator as used in these folklore stories that date back some 300 years.  The main theme is that the silver item is a common thing like a silver button or coin most often and it is fired at or above the evil being.

Oddly, there is not a great lot of literature cited about using non-projectile silver weapons such as maces, daggers or swords against such creatures.  The additional interesting link is that generally the silver object in question is a personal object and a sort of ad hoc lightening rod against evil.  The other thing is that the silver projectile is not grounded, in the sense of being connecting a kind of grounding circuit, which would be the case with a wielded silver mace or other silver appliance.

The other reference is about an assassination attempt against a non lycanthrope in the hope that the would given by a silver bullet would not heal.   In this case it would convey a sort of curse of non-healing. 

 I’d like to thank Graham1973 for this excellent listing about the general of silver in dissipating evil.  I was unaware of the link and feel it is important enough to put into the body of the post so it won’t be overlooked. 

http://www.skeptic.com/podcasts/monstertalk/14/04/02/transcript/

I’ll also post this on a previous blog entry, where it actually belongs, The Werewolf Paradigm.

A few other links of mine in the same vein:

The Logical Zombie, Nov 4 2011  http://coastconfan.blogspot.com/2011/11/logical-zombie.html

The Logical Vampire – A brief overview on removing these pests, Feb 9, 3013

http://coastconfan.blogspot.com/2013/02/the-logical-vampire-brief-overview-on.html

Hourglass Vampire Hunting Kit, Jan 12 2013, a rather clever take by one prop maker on the vampire kit  http://coastconfan.blogspot.com/2013_01_01_archive.html

A Youtube video I made a couple of years ago:  Starless Nosferatu, combining King Crimson’s song Starless and clips from the silent film Nosferatu (1922) the video.  Click the link to view.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53vklnGpT5w

The Werewolf Paradigm – Fun vs Rationality

As cool as werewolves are now in popular fiction, the left side of my brain has some problems with the science of transformation although the right side of my brain just goes along with the ride. I order to keep from having a corpus callosotomy at Arkham Sanitarium; I had to investigate a bit.

Wikipedia has an excellent werewolf article that I highly suggest as background. Popular films and shows have evolved from the depiction of depraved monsters to those with a human side onto a highly sympathetic view. Click on the link to see a list of 20 essential werewolf movies.

 The British TV series Being Human is a good example of the perils and travails of the modern werewolf.  Now in its third season, it’s a fine example of the modern view of werewolves. The U.S. attempt is frankly not worth viewing if you have already seen the U.K. version.

OK, lets get down to the left side of the brain stuff: Where the heck does the energy come from via lycanthropy, to reshape the skeleton and produce all that fur. Fur is protein and that much fur would take a lot of calories. The second problem is where does all the body mass come from? Many stories have werewolves that are bloody huge and mass three to four times a human. Also once the werewolf returns to human shape, where does all the mass go? The fur could just fall out, I suppose and the bones return to their original shape, but where do you put an extra 300 pounds plus?

The whole werewolf silver vulnerability gimmick is apocryphal and is pretty much laid out in the Wikipedia article Silver Bullet.  The gist of it is that the idea was brought up in the mid 1930s in film and novels, although there is some possible folkloric linkage.   The article also has a nice paragraph about the feasibility of silver bullets, for those of you with a ballistic bent.  The silver vulnerability thing is also brought up in the main Wikipedia article on Werewolves.  Silver bullets and silver cane heads just don't work outside of movies.

The right side of my brain just tells me to mellow out, it’s just a story and I don’t have to act like such a fanboy about it all. The left side side tells me it makes no rational sense.  Such is life.

The most surprising thing I found out with my delving into werewolves was that the silver bullet thing was a very recent invention. I guess this means I can unload my blunderbuss and cash in on all those silver dimes I had loaded up in there.  Then again maybe not, see the UPDATE 22 Jun 2014:  see below

Additional links of interest

An link leading to a pdf of a doctorial thesis,  The Girl and the Big Bad Wolf:  The Connection Between Werewolves, Killers, Child Death, and Little Red Riding Hood in History and Story by Amanda Power, April 2006, 44 pgs.  Download here:  http://www.mun.ca/vpacademic/power_paper.pdf

An article on werewolves in LiveScience: 
http://www.livescience.com/24412-werewolves.html

Werewolfpage.com has a listing of 23 folklore stories about werewolves:  http://www.werewolfpage.com/myths/folklore.html

German Werewolf

Gwthomas.org has a listing of Victorian novels that feature werewolves:  http://www.gwthomas.org/victorianww.htm

The NAZI Werwolf organization of WWII:   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Werwolf

Also note there was a precursor, which was a post-WWI paramilitary Freicorps Werewolf organization in the early 1920s.

The above pictured werewolf padlock is on Restraintsblog: Story Padlock The Werewolf  http://restraintsblog.blogspot.com/2009/06/story-padlock-werewolf.html

Also a great Victorian blog:  Writers in London in the 1890s, Bram and Emily:  Vampires to Werewolves.   http://1890swriters.blogspot.com/2013/08/bram-and-emily-vampires-to-werewolves.html

An update on Vampire Hunting Kits -- although not about werewolves, they are associated with vampires, at least in Hollywood and in 21th century novels: 

Vampire Hunting Kits Debunked, June 17, 2014

http://coastconfan.blogspot.com/2014/06/vampire-hunting-kits-debunked-props.html  

A free download of The Were-Wolf by Clemence Housman   http://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/13131  

UPDATE 22 Jun 2014:  in the comments section of Vampire Hunting Kits Debunked, 17 Jun 2014, Graham1973 gave an excellent link to a discussion about silver in reference to silver and lycanthrophy in folklore.  Clearly there are indeed pre 1930 references with werewolves and silver.  The upshot of the article is that silver as an evil magic dissipator as used in these folklore stories that date back some 300 years.  The main theme is that the silver item is a common thing like a silver button or coin most often and it is fired at or above the evil being.

Oddly, there is not a great lot of literature cited about using non-projectile silver weapons such as maces, daggers or swords against such creatures.  The additional interesting link is that generally the silver object in question is a personal object and a sort of ad hoc lightening rod against evil.  The other thing is that the silver projectile is not grounded, in the sense of being connecting a kind of grounding circuit, which would be the case with a wielded silver mace or other silver appliance.
 

The other reference is about an assassination attempt against a non lycanthrope in the hope that the would given by a silver bullet would not heal.   In this case it would convey a sort of curse of non-healing. 

http://www.skeptic.com/podcasts/monstertalk/14/04/02/transcript/

 I’d like to thank Graham1973 for this excellent listing about the general of silver in dissipating evil.  I was unaware of the link and feel it is important enough to put into this blog in the body of the post so it won’t be overlooked.  The original comment was in Vampire Hunting Kits Debunked.

 UPDATE June 2016

Here’s an interesting excerpt from the book, A Modest Enquiry Into the Nature of Witchcraft, by Rev John Hale, orig pub 1697, 1702 edition, Chapter XII, Pps 84-85. 

 “Tells of a Woman confessing her self to a witch, who pretended she had been turned into a Wolf & filled a Sheep & Cow in that shape, and the Cow & Sheep were killed at that time.  And of a man Wolf that was suspected in that shape, to devour Cattle, and his face had several scratches and hurts, which they said were given him by the Dogs that took him for a Wolf …that twice a year he was changed from a man to a Wolf. “  But Hale disputes this saying, “But his change could not be real, but an abuse of a Phantasie, either from a distracting Melancholy called Lycanthropia, whereby he imaged he was transformed into a Wolf.”

That’s pretty interesting that as a local minister, who attended the Salem witch trials in 1692, would find that the wolf man story to be a fantasy or mental illness or at best a deception.  It falls in line with contemporaries Cotton and Increase Mather on not trusting spectral evidence.  It might have to do with the fact that both of them taught at Harvard where Hale received his degree.  Anyway I am diverting away from the lycantrophy reference here, so I’ll cut this off.

 

Download a copy of Rev Hale’s, A Modest Enquiry Into the Nature of Witchcraft, 1702 edition.  Keep in mind this is a scan of the original 1702 printing, which uses the archaic serif S character (which in that typeface the "s" looks like a lower case f) and can lead you to some interesting misreadings if you are not careful.  A Modest Enquiry Into the Nature of Witchcraft (Boston: Printed by B. Green and J. Allen, 1702)